Have a very Happy Christmas and New Year, everyone!
This board is an inspiration to me.
Andy
PS If anyone prefers to be politically correct, then:
PLEASE ACCEPT with no obligation, express or implied, my Best Wishes (“the Wishes”) for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter (or if in a different hemisphere, summer) solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all
AND for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
The Wishes are given upon the following Terms and Conditions:
The Wishes are subject to subsequent clarification revocation or withdrawal at the sole and unfettered discretion of the wisher
The Wishes are freely transferable provided that such transfer is of the Wishes in unamended form
The Wishes imply no promise by the wisher to implement any of the Wishes for the wishee or for any person to whom the wishee may have transferred them
The Wishes void wherever whenever and to the extent that they are prohibited by law
LIMITED WARRANTY
The Wishes are warranted to perform as expected until the expiration of the customary duration of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issue of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall first occur. The wisher’s liability under the foregoing warranty is limited to replacement of this wish with the same or (at the sole discretion of the wisher) an equivalent wish.
