At the last count, I have four microwave ovens. My daughter was up rating her home- as daughters do- and we got her oven. So I have one here, one in my Spanish villa and two in 'Fergus oMore-land'
But microwaves are no great thing. They come in brand new at - well, half the price of the Diesel to do a return trip to have a Haggis supper on my birthday on Wednesday. at the local chippie.
If they- that's the microwaves and not the haggis blow up- so what? Thirty quid(£30) is not going to excite many of us. If the 'whatever it is' on the internet doesn't materialise is not going to move my bowels or anything else.
Now I recall the late 'Blaster' Bates and his famous 'Shower of Sh1t over Chester' eulogy and that 'Sausage, Egg and Chips' was the only thing that turned him on.
So back to -Feeding the hospital cat- again
PS I should have said 'Cheshire'- it was quite a big bang

Norm