Bernd,
I don't like your #5. In this house I control the cash.
What is hers is mine, what is mine is my own, no arguments.
Forget what the women want, they are only there to look after us.
In my case, forget about turning up naked, do wan't to scare the local wildlife.
I am now going to blow up my computer so she has no way of reading what I have put.

We can only wish.
Bogs