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Offline Divided he ad

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Warning if your in the UK.
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:58:18 AM »
BE CAREFUL IF SHOPPING IN ASDA OR TESCO'

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends....
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Here's how the scam works: ...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the afternoon.




 :lol:  Couldn't resist :thumbup:



Happy New Year to one and each.  :nrocks:

I know I've been MIA.... Planning a bit more workshop time this year.

Might need the occasional  :poke: or  :wack: TBH







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Offline BillTodd

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2013, 08:26:01 AM »
:)
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Offline Swarfing

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2013, 09:42:39 AM »
Must get me one of those scams? ASDA and Tesco you say?  :drool:
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Offline Fredbare

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2013, 11:08:58 AM »
Best laugh of 2013, do you buy your wallets in bulk?

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2013, 03:07:03 PM »
lol
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Offline Deko

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2013, 05:37:54 PM »
Do'es this come under the heading "wishfull thinking" eh Ralph.  Have a great new year mate. :thumbup:

Cheers Dek.
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Offline Stilldrillin

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2013, 05:45:07 PM »
Those young ladies can be found in Morrison's too......  :bugeye:

If you're lucky!  :lol:


Happy New Year to you Ralph. Nice to see you're still around.

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Offline andyf

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2013, 06:08:19 PM »
The ones at Aldi and Lidl are well past their "use before" dates...

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Offline Powder Keg

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2013, 10:55:59 PM »
You might be able to get Wallets in "bulk" on Ebay? Worth a look buddy(o:

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 05:21:08 AM »
Ow you are naughty, but I like you. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

? Fred Emery.? :doh:

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 05:45:24 AM »
Quote from: trevoratxtal on January 02, 2013, 05:21:08 AM
Ow you are naughty, but I like you. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

? Fred Emery.? :doh:

Trev

Trev,

It was the wonderful Dick Emery and, as Mandy, his saying was "Ooh, You are awful - but I like you!"

I think you were getting mixed up with Fred Emney!

Cheers.

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 12:33:06 PM »
Hello Phil
Many thanks you are so right. :Doh:
I suffer from Olditis and Memorylapsical.  :loco:
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Offline Divided he ad

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 08:00:48 PM »
Happy you guys liked it... It had be chuckling quite a lot  :lol:


Yep, still here. Would have posted some new pic's this eve' if photobuckets new version was behaving!

Converted back to the old one for now. So after a visit to see a mate in hospital tomorrow I'll post some new pic's in their correct locations   :thumbup:


Sounds like a bit of Frankie Howerd in there  Trev!?  :)





Ralph.


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Offline ksor

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2013, 05:26:00 AM »
Should this be a warning ...  :doh:

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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2013, 05:37:20 PM »
Yeah... Obviously  :thumbup:


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Re: Warning if your in the UK.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 10:48:42 AM »
Just a heads up, they sell real cheap wallets at ASDA as well .... just get a dozen or so.
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