Ok... So, here we go.....
Hi there Mr patio furniture! Who's apparently fifty two and called Ken!!

So very unusual to find so many oddities in the first post!
Welcome to the collective, oo's ya face
When things settle down you'll have to let us know the proper title with which to address you

BTW. I like your style/philosophy...
but my greatest joy is when a nearby member of a website like this wants to spend a few hours getting general or specific hands-on lessons. I invite people to come and learn for a day or a an hour. In the first ten minutes I share everything I know in my 30+ years of machining, then we spend the remaining hours actually learning together the other things that need explaining. ;)
I know a guy or two like that.... Best way to be IMHO

Sadly you're a little too far away for me to take up the offer

Looking forward to seeing what you guys bring to the forum.
Ralph.