Went into work this morning.
Now, none of the bosses ever turn in on a Saturday, so if anyone wants "government jobs" doing then this is the day to get them done.
In the maintenance shop where I work we have oxy-propane cutting gear. While I was out of the shop for a minute one of the guys off the factory floor had turned up with a 50 gallon drum.
"Just going to cut the top off this and blow a few holes the side. Want to make an incinerator for me garden" he said as I returned.
He was already trying to light the cutting torch when I noticed the word ACETONE stencilled on the side of the drum, as well as the usual big yellow "Flammable Liquid" sticker.
He really could not understand why I took the lighter off him and threw him, and his potential bomb out of the shop.

If I'd been a minute later getting back we might have been featuring in our own news report. Frightening.
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