Broady,
Do you realize that, all by yourself, you have created a new psychological condition.
I saw this in a recent issue of 'Rarefied Mental States' .
' Properly known as ' Clean Workshop Floor Syndrome' it is responsible for a growing state of depression amongst mostly old retired machinists.
'Broadys' as this state has become known isn't thought to be terminal. The recommended cure is to remove finger from a*** and, armed with a brush and a strong coffee, clear up the years of accumulated junk (AKA spare bits) and arrange them alphabetically on racks.
Unfortunately not all madmodders are able to make the leap of imagination needed. These poor individuals are often to be found in the local hostelry muttering things like 'Stuff Broady, gimme another pint'.
Your Nobel is in the post.
Dave.
