Yesterday my wife asked, why I didn't do something useful with my time?
She suggested I go down to the senior centre, and hang out with the guys........
I did this, and when I got home last night, I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 77 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club; not a Parachute Club!"
OOPS! I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

David D