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Offline Darren

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Next time you go Shopping
« on: January 15, 2010, 07:46:17 AM »
 Husband Down
   A husband and wife are shopping in
   their local Wal-Mart. The husband
   picks up a case of Budweiser and
   puts it in their cart.

   'What do you think you're doing?'
   asks the wife.

   'They're on sale, only $10 for 24
   cans,' he replies.

   'Put them back, we can't afford
   them,' demands the wife, and so
   they carry on shopping.

   A few aisles further on along the
   woman picks up a $20 jar of face
   cream and puts it in the basket.

   'What do you think you're doing?'
   asks the husband.

   'Its my face cream. It makes me
   look beautiful,' replies the wife.

   Her husband retorts: 'So does 24
   cans of Budweiser and it's half the
   price.'
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Re: Next time you go Shopping
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 08:34:33 AM »
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Re: Next time you go Shopping
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 10:16:47 AM »
truer words where never uttered and probably his last before the end in or out of court!
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Re: Next time you go Shopping
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 10:51:17 AM »
Husband and wife are out looking for a vehicle. They don't have much money to spend.

He wants a truck.

She wants something that can go from 0 to 200 real fast.

They argue. He finally gives in. Buys her a bath room scale.

Husband hasn't been seen or heard from in a while.
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Re: Next time you go Shopping
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 05:11:55 PM »
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Re: Next time you go Shopping
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 10:52:44 PM »
 :clap:    :headbang:   yyyyaaaaaaaa :clap:    :thumbup:     :beer:     :beer:   :bow: