Hi Neil

Welcome to the collective

(ha! got in first!

)
You certainly sound like a

sufferer!? There is no known cure you know?
Oh and about the compulsory pictures thing.
Not entirely true.... videos are required to!! If we don't see what you're up to you might get a lot of these....
(
Disclaimer...... that's a joke by the way.... Some sensitivity training may be required as we all seem to have wicked somewhat odd ball senses of humour!!!!

)
So where exactly is this Zuny place ZummerZett then?? Not this British isle surely!!? It's bloody cold and miserable up here in Wales!!!
Have fun, don't forget to show and tell

Ralph.