And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from me.
Andy
Or, if you prefer:
Please accept with no obligation, express or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the forthcoming holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all
And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated period of one year commencing with the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the Wishee.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
The foregoing greeting (hereinafter called "the Wish") is subject to clarification or withdrawal by the Wisher. The Wish is freely transferable in its original form without alteration or any addition thereto. No promise by the Wisher to implement the Wish or any part thereof for her/himself or others is implied in the Wish. The Wish is void where, and to the extent that, it is prohibited by the law applicable to the domicile of the Wishee, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the Wisher.
LIMITED WARRANTY
The Wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual parameters of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issue of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall first occur, and warranty is limited to replacement of the Wish with the same or (at the sole discretion of the Wisher) an equivalent wish.
Andy
