Perhaps you could buy a couple of million from Australia, they have plenty.

Stew
They are on there way now mate.

Sorry they are late, it took more time than I thought to pack half a million little lunch boxes.
I was going to make them fly all the way but when I looked into their sad little eyes

x 1000, I took pity on them and sent them by Australia post.
The shipping nearly broke the bank (30kg) but then I remembered to give the box a whack while they were on the scales and the weight dropped to 300 grams.

Don't worry about the box having no return address, I don't need them back any time soon, still winter down here.
Cheers

Phil