BREAKING NEWS.........BREAKING NEWS..................BREAKING NEWS
News is coming in of a further outbreak of Rocking Blingbugitis.
According to the government health minister, I Killum, this is one of the worst cases reported so far.
Local people have been disturbed by strange stirrings in deepest Yorkshire where the high pitched sound of a polishing machine is accompanied by an out of tune voice repeatedly singing ‘it don’t mean a thing if it don’t have no bling, dah dah di dah’.
Our reporter has been on the scene and has managed to capture one or two pictures.
Meanwhile over the pennines in Cheshire a large man with a very small dog has been arrested by the authorities for inciting abnormal behaviour amongst previously normal and harmless people. In a willful act he stands accused of deliberately encouraging model engineers to produce strange shiny little engines and thereby spreading the Bling virus for which, at present, there is no known cure.
Yes folks I have got it too.





I have this compelling urge to go and fashion a weird flywheel - must go.
JohnS