Just a few replies from my local modelling site.
Doctor, doctor! I Think I have swine Flu!
How long have you been suffering the symptoms?
About a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
I rung in sick today with Swine Flu,
my boss said "how do you know?"
I said "because I'm pig sick of the job"
I just called the swine flu hot line, but all I got was a load of crackling....
Just rub some oinkment on your chest
Is this Parmageddon, or Aporkalypse Now?
my wife rang me up to say, she is scared to go to the garage to fill up the car, because of this swine flue.
I told her don't be silly, its from Mexico not Texaco...
When you're next stuck in a queue full of pensioners, sound you ring tone on your mobile then answer it as per normal and say "HI, the trip to Mexico was great and loved every minute of it " then start coughting and sneezing. Then just watch how fast them b*****s can run and before you know it, no more queue???
Isn't it ever so convenient that
The drug, tamiflu has a shelf life of 3 years, the last "pandemic" was three years ago, the stock pile of tamiflu has to be used or its millions of dollars down the drain.
500,000 people die of the flu each year, we hear hardly anything about that, as for the suspected cases, well its just the flu with a stupid name and the media has exaggerated the whole thing!!
NO SUCH THING AS SWINE FLU!!!
There is little chance of any of our politicians getting swine flu... they don't get out and about enough as they always have their snouts in the trough!!
A Lion , Bear and Pig are sitting around discussing how hard they each are. The Lion says "When I ROAR the whole Jungle shakes".
The Bear says "When I roar the whole forest trembles".
"So What !", says the Pig , "All I have to do is sneeze and the whole world squits itself !!"
Bogs