What the hell is that junk sat in the garden - get it out of here it looks a mess!"
Usually her olds get in her ear about it. If it aint house and garden (flashy aussie home magazine) then it dont belong there apparently.
Failing them showing up at home; recon I could park a truck out there and it would take a month for the missus to notice. If its not in the house or in the way of her car then it doesnt seem to get noticed for a while. Comes in handy sometimes.
What I havnt told her is the cover I have made for her BBQ was only so I could get rid of it from the garage. Need the space for my soon to be purchased (hopefully) lathe. Now what else can I shift out of here. Lets try her car.... would have to grow eyes in the back of my head.