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Offline John Rudd

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Police launch manhunt
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:14:02 AM »

Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter',
who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours,
believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
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Offline Eugene

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 05:13:39 AM »
the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.Plain or Purl?

Eug

Offline awemawson

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2015, 06:40:21 AM »
Reminds me of the madman who ravaged all the customers in a Launderette then ran off - the paper reported:

Nut Screws Washers and Bolts


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Offline Fergus OMore

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2015, 07:00:45 AM »



Had me in stitches!

Regards from a crotchety old sew and so who has just cotton-ed  on

Keeping up with the Jones's instead of Pfaff-ing on :bang:

Norm



Offline awemawson

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2015, 07:11:23 AM »
Not being in the choir, I assume that you're not a SINGER then  :ddb:
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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2015, 08:57:28 AM »
No doubt you will all remember the recent newspaper reports of a spate of attacks by youths dressed as circus performers.
Police advice is that if you need to defend yourself you go straight for the Juggler.

Boom, Boom!

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Offline vtsteam

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2015, 09:06:19 AM »
A stitch in nine would save time.
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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2015, 02:28:34 PM »
ROTFLMAO!  :D

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »
Police say the hunt was like searching for a needle in a haystack,but they have the matter sewn up now.....OZ.
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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »
I heard they got away after swimming through some fresh concrete - police are looking for some hardened criminals...
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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2015, 05:01:06 AM »
Youths have been caught playing with fireworks and stealing car batteries. Police have charged the batteries but let the fireworks off!

Jon

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Re: Police launch manhunt
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2015, 06:43:57 AM »
Not too long ago, a midget clairvoyant escaped from prison.  The headline read, "Small medium at large"  :lol: