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John Rudd
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Police launch manhunt
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January 11, 2015, 04:14:02 AM »
Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter',
who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours,
believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
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Eugene
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January 11, 2015, 05:13:39 AM »
the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Plain or Purl?
Eug
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awemawson
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January 11, 2015, 06:40:21 AM »
Reminds me of the madman who ravaged all the customers in a Launderette then ran off - the paper reported:
Nut Screws Washers and Bolts
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Fergus OMore
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January 11, 2015, 07:00:45 AM »
Had me in stitches!
Regards from a crotchety old sew and so who has just cotton-ed on
Keeping up with the Jones's instead of Pfaff-ing on
Norm
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awemawson
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January 11, 2015, 07:11:23 AM »
Not being in the choir, I assume that you're not a SINGER then
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Andrew Mawson
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January 11, 2015, 08:57:28 AM »
No doubt you will all remember the recent newspaper reports of a spate of attacks by youths dressed as circus performers.
Police advice is that if you need to defend yourself you go straight for the Juggler.
Boom, Boom!
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vtsteam
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January 11, 2015, 09:06:19 AM »
A stitch in nine would save time.
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Kjelle
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January 11, 2015, 02:28:34 PM »
ROTFLMAO!
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Manxmodder
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January 11, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »
Police say the hunt was like searching for a needle in a haystack,but they have the matter sewn up now.....OZ.
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March 07, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »
I heard they got away after swimming through some fresh concrete - police are looking for some hardened criminals...
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fatoftheland
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March 08, 2015, 05:01:06 AM »
Youths have been caught playing with fireworks and stealing car batteries. Police have charged the batteries but let the fireworks off!
Jon
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joshagrady
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March 09, 2015, 06:43:57 AM »
Not too long ago, a midget clairvoyant escaped from prison. The headline read, "Small medium at large"
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