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The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: DavidA on February 16, 2011, 10:25:30 AM

Title: Engineers are 'different'.
Post by: DavidA on February 16, 2011, 10:25:30 AM

Understanding Engineers 1

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."


Dave.

Title: Re: Engineers are 'different'.
Post by: Dean W on February 16, 2011, 06:47:42 PM

 :lol:

Title: Re: Engineers are 'different'.
Post by: andyf on February 16, 2011, 07:15:16 PM

The engineer says "I can make that"

The accountant says "How much will that cost?"

The salesman says "I can sell that ten times over!"

The social science graduate says "Do you want fries with that?"

Title: Re: Engineers are 'different'.
Post by: bigmini on February 16, 2011, 08:18:52 PM

The Mathematician: "Two plus two equals four"

The Engineer: "Approximately two plus approximately two equals approximately four"

The Accountant: "How much would you like it to be?"