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Title: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: dsquire on January 03, 2011, 01:42:28 AM


BOB & THE BLOND:
 
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blond at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
 
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
 
The blond looked at Bob  and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
 
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
 
The blond replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
 
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
 
Just as the blond placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
 
The blond was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. 
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
 
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

The blond replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
Bob took the money.

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Cheers  :beer:

Don

Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: Stilldrillin on January 03, 2011, 04:10:44 AM
  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:     :clap: :clap:

Thanks Don!  :thumbup:
David D
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: 75Plus on January 04, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Blonds....They are everywhere.  How about this one?

This just might make your day a little brighter!  You, who worry about democrats versus republicans - relax, here is our real problem.  In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.  It was pretty simple.  The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.  However, one blond in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.  In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.  The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"  Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!


Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: DavidA on January 05, 2011, 08:06:37 AM
If Hillary ever becomes President she will probably ban blond jokes.

Dave.
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: Colh on January 09, 2011, 12:03:26 AM
What is the collective noun for a group blondes - a Vacuum of Blondes
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: ieezitin on January 09, 2011, 01:13:49 AM
It won’t be dark energy I know that for a fact
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: SemiSkilled on January 17, 2011, 02:15:27 PM
Here's one for ya



Lee
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: benchmark on January 17, 2011, 03:28:24 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and Help me !"

"I have a difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a second, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cocktail, and then..." he sighed...

"then let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Title: Re: It's Blond Season Again.
Post by: andyf on January 17, 2011, 07:21:48 PM
A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"