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The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: andyf on October 10, 2010, 06:41:06 PM

Title: Things you wish you hadn't said.
Post by: andyf on October 10, 2010, 06:41:06 PM

Well, it will soon be Monday again, so to lighten things up here are

TEN OF THE FINEST UNINTENTIONAL DOUBLE ENTENDRES EVER AIRED ON BRITISH TV AND RADIO
 
1. Ted Walsh,  horse racing commentator – “This really is a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”
 
2. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”
 
3. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – “ Ah, isn’t that nice? The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.”  

 4. US PGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God ! What have I just said?”
 
5. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”  
 
6. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed but didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked: “So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?”
Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.”  
 
8. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”

 9. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC TV’s UK eclipse coverage remarked: “They seem cold out there. They’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.”  

10. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

Andy
 

Title: Re: Things you wish you hadn't said.
Post by: AdeV on October 10, 2010, 06:50:36 PM

LOL, nice one!

I'd like to add this gem, when legendary cricketer Ian Botham accidentally put hismelf out by striking the stumps mid pirouette....

Rather than me described it, here it is in all its glory:

Title: Re: Things you wish you hadn't said.
Post by: dsquire on October 10, 2010, 07:30:59 PM

Andy

Those were nice to hear. Thats why we should always engage brain before mouth.  :D :D

Cheers  :beer:

Don

Title: Re: Things you wish you hadn't said.
Post by: bp on October 11, 2010, 01:46:32 AM

Then theres the classic

"The batsman's Holding the bowlers Willy"

The batsman being Michael Holding (West Indies) and the bowler Peter (?) Willy of England

or

"Lillee out bowled Willy caught Dilly"

cheers
Bill Pudney