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Title: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: Darren on September 04, 2009, 06:10:00 AM
From another forum


"Get the shaper. When you bring it home, you know what she will complain about.
If you do not bring it home, she may complain about anything.
Bring the shaper home; control the situation."
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: raynerd on September 04, 2009, 06:22:39 AM
 :lol:

In reality, I actually brought a shaper home, I got "What the hell is that junk sat in the garden - get it out of here it looks a mess!"

It is right - I could have got nagged about anything when I got home, at least I knew it was going to be about the shaper.

Chris
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: NickG on September 04, 2009, 10:00:00 AM
Lol, excellent point!
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: sbwhart on September 04, 2009, 12:49:48 PM
Just forgot to pick mother in law up from hair dressers left her four over an hour,

 I was playing with the loco running her in.

Choo Chooo Choooooo

Now I've got the two of them bashing my ears.



 :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack: :wack:

Now thats nagging
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: Darren on September 04, 2009, 01:04:00 PM
I can imagine.........oh, I don't need to imagine do I....... :lol:

Just pullin on ya Stew.....you know what I mean..... :ddb:
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: CrewCab on September 04, 2009, 03:57:19 PM
"control the situation." 

Superb  :clap:

CC
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: John Stevenson on September 04, 2009, 05:26:16 PM
Wait for a pause in the nagging and quite innocently say

" So I suppose a jump / shag / leg over is out the question ? "

Then duck......................

John S.
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: jatt on September 04, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
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What the hell is that junk sat in the garden - get it out of here it looks a mess!"
  Usually her olds get in her ear about it.  If it aint house and garden (flashy aussie home magazine) then it dont belong there apparently.

Failing them showing up at home; recon I could park a truck out there and it would take a month for the missus to notice.  If its not in the house or in the way of her car then it doesnt seem to get noticed for a while.  Comes in handy sometimes.

What I havnt told her is the cover I have made for her BBQ was only so I could get rid of it from the garage.  Need the space for my soon to be purchased (hopefully) lathe.  Now what else can I shift out of here. Lets try her car.... would have to grow eyes in the back of my head.
Title: Re: Naggin' Wives....
Post by: ozzie46 on September 05, 2009, 06:53:30 AM
 Informed the missus the garage is MINE, the shed out back is hers. Anything she puts in garage gets dumped. What does she do?
Puts stuff in garage. :poke: :poke:

 Think she is testing me.   :D :D  What do I do?  Me no dummy.  :smart:  Put stuff in shed out back for her. She a good cook. Don't want do my own cooking. I'd starve. :D :D


 Ron