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The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: BK on January 09, 2011, 05:14:39 AM

Title: Aussie Joke.
Post by: BK on January 09, 2011, 05:14:39 AM

 

 A SHORT LOVE STORY ........

A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on the famous Aussie Ghan Trans-continental train...


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f---king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End

 
 

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: raynerd on January 09, 2011, 05:41:00 AM

haha, yea heard that one, it is doing the mobile phone text rounds over here in England.

I have an Aussie joke after the recent ashes

.

What do you call an Aussie that is good with a bat?














A vet.

lol, sorry, Chris

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: tumutbound on January 09, 2011, 06:08:53 AM

Quote from: craynerd on January 09, 2011, 05:41:00 AM

haha, yea heard that one, it is doing the mobile phone text rounds over here in England.

I have an Aussie joke after the recent ashes

What do you call an Aussie that is good with a bat?
A vet.

lol, sorry, Chris

Sadly, that joke could be extended to include a mention of balls.  :palm:

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: raynerd on January 09, 2011, 06:24:24 AM

lol... that is true!  :lol:

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: Stilldrillin on January 09, 2011, 08:19:28 AM

Nice one Bernie!  :clap:

And Chris.....  :thumbup:

David D

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: jim on January 09, 2011, 12:09:56 PM

 :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: SemiSkilled on January 17, 2011, 02:21:17 PM

 A British war correspondent approached a battle-scarred Australian soldier during a particularly nasty battle in WW2 and asked him the following question:

"Did you come here to die?"

To which he replied

"No, sport, I came here yesterday"



Lee.

Title: Re: Aussie Joke.
Post by: Dean W on January 17, 2011, 08:52:14 PM

Bernie...   :lol: