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Title: Read At Your Own Risk - Tips For 2013
Post by: dsquire on December 09, 2012, 05:40:11 AM

Stock Market Investment tips for 2013

Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2013.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

10.) Budweiser & Pillsbury Mills Have merged & will have a new product called pizzQuick.
 
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Cheers  :beer:

Don

Title: Re: Read At Your Own Risk - Tips For 2013
Post by: jgroom on December 13, 2012, 12:03:55 PM

 :palm: :palm: :palm: Oh Don.....

 :beer:
Cheers

Jeff

Title: Re: Read At Your Own Risk - Tips For 2013
Post by: WillieL on January 12, 2013, 12:09:44 PM

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: dsquire on December 09, 2012, 05:40:11 AM

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

Already there.....    :bang:

Good one Don!   :clap:

Title: Re: Read At Your Own Risk - Tips For 2013
Post by: Fredbare on January 12, 2013, 04:01:04 PM

Thanks for that Don.

John