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The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: John Rudd on January 11, 2015, 04:14:02 AM

Title: Police launch manhunt
Post by: John Rudd on January 11, 2015, 04:14:02 AM: Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter',
who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours,
believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: Eugene on January 11, 2015, 05:13:39 AM: the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.Plain or Purl?

Eug
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: awemawson on January 11, 2015, 06:40:21 AM: Reminds me of the madman who ravaged all the customers in a Launderette then ran off - the paper reported:

Nut Screws Washers and Bolts

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: Fergus OMore on January 11, 2015, 07:00:45 AM: Had me in stitches!

Regards from a crotchety old sew and so who has just cotton-ed on

Keeping up with the Jones's instead of Pfaff-ing on :bang:

Norm
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: awemawson on January 11, 2015, 07:11:23 AM: Not being in the choir, I assume that you're not a SINGER then :ddb:
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: steampunkpete on January 11, 2015, 08:57:28 AM: No doubt you will all remember the recent newspaper reports of a spate of attacks by youths dressed as circus performers.
Police advice is that if you need to defend yourself you go straight for the Juggler.

Boom, Boom!

:doh:
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: vtsteam on January 11, 2015, 09:06:19 AM: A stitch in nine would save time.
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: Kjelle on January 11, 2015, 02:28:34 PM: ROTFLMAO! :D
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: Manxmodder on January 11, 2015, 03:53:41 PM: Police say the hunt was like searching for a needle in a haystack,but they have the matter sewn up now.....OZ.
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: hopefuldave on March 07, 2015, 08:36:12 PM: I heard they got away after swimming through some fresh concrete - police are looking for some hardened criminals...
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: fatoftheland on March 08, 2015, 05:01:06 AM: Youths have been caught playing with fireworks and stealing car batteries. Police have charged the batteries but let the fireworks off!

Jon
Title: Re: Police launch manhunt
Post by: joshagrady on March 09, 2015, 06:43:57 AM: Not too long ago, a midget clairvoyant escaped from prison. The headline read, "Small medium at large" :lol: