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Title: Name change
Post by: John Stevenson on December 18, 2013, 08:19:36 PM

Greetings,

In the run up to the Christmas festivities I would like it know that I have changed my name from Sir John, Earl of Bridgeport and Sudspumpwater to just plain Mohammad Bridgeport.

This change of faith is only for the festive season so I don't have to send any cards or presents out.

Normal service will resume in the new year.

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: tom osselton on December 18, 2013, 08:34:17 PM

So is Mohhamad going to the mountain or is the mountain comming to you? :coffee:

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Joules on December 19, 2013, 02:19:29 AM

Will this include screeching and wailing from the minorets at Bridgeport towers.


If it does, use coolant and take deeper cuts.....

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Jo on December 19, 2013, 02:34:10 AM

And if you are thinking of laying down on the floor to face Mecca I would make sure you remember to sweep up the swarf first, otherwise that might cause a bit of  :bugeye: .

Jo

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Joules on December 19, 2013, 02:53:14 AM

My old Mum used to work for a coach company and many a time asked the direction to Mecca, so much prayer directed at the local Bingo hall.

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: awemawson on December 19, 2013, 03:22:58 AM

Miserable old b****r  :lol:

But you were still Sir John last year and I don't remember my card arriving  :ddb:

Andrew

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Stilldrillin on December 19, 2013, 07:48:31 AM

Bah. Humbug!  :thumbup:

David D

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: ieezitin on December 19, 2013, 09:09:55 AM

Well……………….. since you have a new realized faith, it’s safe to assume you will be wallowing in 69 vizy-girlies while lobbing down oodles of goat libertine in ya tent pitched on the common,

Anthony…


 :med:

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: John Stevenson on December 19, 2013, 09:45:46 AM

Well must admit i was a wee bit excited about the 69 virgins bit until some spoilsport told me that Susan Boyle was one of them, what rather got thing crashing to the ground.

Oh well another flat battery in the car park of life................

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: NeoTech on December 19, 2013, 10:06:38 AM

69 virgins.. Sure, where is the guarantee its all female virgins??..  :bugeye:

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Joules on December 19, 2013, 10:08:24 AM

Or human for that matter

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: John Stevenson on December 19, 2013, 10:57:18 AM

Quote from: NeoTech on December 19, 2013, 10:06:38 AM

69 virgins.. Sure, where is the guarantee its all female virgins??..  :bugeye:

Good job I bought an AC / DC welder then ?  :scratch:

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: tom osselton on December 19, 2013, 11:28:06 AM

All fat or ugly? ( could explain the virgins )  :palm:

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: malbenbut on December 19, 2013, 12:20:29 PM

What happens when a female muslim goes to heaven is there 69 virgins waiting for her or does she become one of them?
MBB

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Jo on December 19, 2013, 12:46:37 PM

Quote from: malbenbut on December 19, 2013, 12:20:29 PM

What happens when a female muslim goes to heaven is there 69 virgins waiting for her or does she become one of them?
MBB

 :bugeye: I can only guess they were 69 Model engineers who spent too long in their workshop and forgot never discovered that there are other things that you can be passionionate about in life and still spend the majority of your time in the workshop, maybe there is still hope :coffee:

Jo

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Pete. on December 19, 2013, 02:25:24 PM

Blimey John I knew you northern lot were tight but I didn't realise how tight!

Is it true that you and Rob W invented copper wire, fighting over a penny?

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: Bluechip on December 19, 2013, 02:43:42 PM

Virgins ??? Who wants freakin' Virgins ????
OK ...
Virgins I have 'had' that were more damn trouble than they were worth:  :bang:
1971 Sunbeam Rapier
1971 Cheryl S.
1972 Ford Cortina 1600E
1975 Hillman Avenger
1976 Suzanne L.
1972 Triumph 750 Bonneville
1979 BMW 528i


And  some others I no longer remember much about ... on the grounds that wandering through life awash with Worthington 'E' was not conducive to knowing just what the hell you were doing. Or who you were doing it with for that matter ...  :scratch:

Oh well! Days long gone ...  :(

Dave

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: AussieJimG on December 19, 2013, 05:00:57 PM

Quote from: Bluechip on December 19, 2013, 02:43:42 PM

Virgins ??? Who wants freakin' Virgins ????
OK ...
Virgins I have 'had' that were more damn trouble than they were worth:  :bang:
1971 Sunbeam Rapier
1971 Cheryl S.
1972 Ford Cortina 1600E
1975 Hillman Avenger
1976 Suzanne L.
1972 Triumph 750 Bonneville
1979 BMW 528i


And  some others I no longer remember much about ... on the grounds that wandering through life awash with Worthington 'E' was not conducive to knowing just what the hell you were doing. Or who you were doing it with for that matter ...  :scratch:

Oh well! Days long gone ...  :(

Dave

A wise man once told me: "Son, if it's got tits or tyres, it's bound to cause you trouble".  Wish I has listened to him.

Merry Xmas you mad lot

Jim

Title: Re: Name change
Post by: hermetic on December 23, 2013, 02:50:31 PM

 "Son, if it's got tits or tyres, it's bound to cause you trouble"  :lol: