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John Stevenson:
Greetings,

In the run up to the Christmas festivities I would like it know that I have changed my name from Sir John, Earl of Bridgeport and Sudspumpwater to just plain Mohammad Bridgeport.

This change of faith is only for the festive season so I don't have to send any cards or presents out.

Normal service will resume in the new year.

tom osselton:
So is Mohhamad going to the mountain or is the mountain comming to you? :coffee:

Joules:
Will this include screeching and wailing from the minorets at Bridgeport towers.


If it does, use coolant and take deeper cuts.....

Jo:
And if you are thinking of laying down on the floor to face Mecca I would make sure you remember to sweep up the swarf first, otherwise that might cause a bit of  :bugeye: .

Jo

Joules:
My old Mum used to work for a coach company and many a time asked the direction to Mecca, so much prayer directed at the local Bingo hall.

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