Virgins ??? Who wants freakin' Virgins ????
OK ...
Virgins I have 'had' that were more damn trouble than they were worth:

1971 Sunbeam Rapier
1971 Cheryl S.
1972 Ford Cortina 1600E
1975 Hillman Avenger
1976 Suzanne L.
1972 Triumph 750 Bonneville
1979 BMW 528i
And some others I no longer remember much about ... on the grounds that wandering through life awash with Worthington 'E' was not conducive to knowing just what the hell you were doing. Or who you were doing it with for that matter ...

Oh well! Days long gone ...

Dave