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| How to Make a Woman Happy |
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| Darren:
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. bring Food |
| Bernd:
--- Quote from: Darren on February 27, 2009, 04:55:41 AM ---HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. bring Food --- End quote --- #3 Bring beer #4 Let him buy metal working machines #5 give him money to buy metal working machines #6 Leave him alone when he's in his shop #7 Never show up naked in the shop (serious helath hazard to him) I'm sure we could come up with a few more. :D Bernd |
| bogstandard:
Bernd, I don't like your #5. In this house I control the cash. What is hers is mine, what is mine is my own, no arguments. Forget what the women want, they are only there to look after us. In my case, forget about turning up naked, do wan't to scare the local wildlife. I am now going to blow up my computer so she has no way of reading what I have put. :wack: We can only wish. Bogs |
| Darren:
John, please let us know where you have moved to by next week. Just hope your flat is big enough for all your toys :lol: |
| Divided he ad:
Darren..... Firstly :lol: Secondly And others still ask me why I'm single?!?!?! --- Quote ---I am now going to blow up my computer so she has no way of reading what I have put. :wack: --- End quote --- :lol: You better duck John! :bugeye: Wonder what started this thread? :whip: Ralph. |
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