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dsquire:
Stock Market Investment tips for 2013 Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2013. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood. 4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! 9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang 10.) Budweiser & Pillsbury Mills Have merged & will have a new product called pizzQuick. <>-<>-<>-<> Cheers :beer: Don |
jgroom:
:palm: :palm: :palm: Oh Don..... :beer: Cheers Jeff |
WillieL:
:lol: :lol: :lol: --- Quote from: dsquire on December 09, 2012, 05:40:11 AM --- 5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. --- End quote --- Already there..... :bang: Good one Don! :clap: |
Fredbare:
Thanks for that Don. John |
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