I was very willing to try hot sauces until about 6 months ago

Endorphine Rush... at Tijuana Flats. A Taco/Burrito chain that specialises in Hot sauces.
It was really quite bad. ONE TINY DROP... I mean really.. On miniscule drop on the edge of a taco.. and I took a BIG bite.
I was on the floor, (Yes I swallowed it etc) nose running, eyes running, mouth over salivating, heart palpitating, shakes, chills, cold sweat, ENTIRE BODY hurt like I had been electrocuted.

(I have been hit by the High tension lead from a 25" monitor a couple times, as well as 110 and 220 over the years)
http://hotfoods.tijuanaflats.com/store/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=23Painful.
Since then.. I feel born again. When someone offers me a hot sauce, or some really powerful hotsauce.. I can happily deny it. Even them taunting me and giving me a hard time.. Im ok with it.

Kinda like where I am with Motorcycles nowadays.
I rode a ZX-11 D model, that a friend owned. 175 to the rear wheel WITHOUT the 100 shor of NO2. Air shifter, flat slides, diferent sprockets, lowered, dual shimmy dampers.
There is an illegal race in Ft. Lauderdale area where bikes go side by side along the interstate late at night at 55mph. When they reach a specific overpass.. they both gun it. Whomever gets to the next overpass first wins. Its acceleration AND top speed. They all do well in excess of 200MPH.
The bike I rode was built for that.
After I got to 195,

and there was 1/4 throttle left.. I decided the bike was faster than I wanted to go.. so I let off.
After that.. I feel no need to prove anything to myself on a bike. I have been faster than I ever care to go again on a bike. The shimmy on deceleration that almost tossed me prolly helped a little.
So hot sauce to me is like that.. I cheated death so to speak.
Now I do a hotter sauce for the flavor.. not the heat.
That robot dealing out Mt. Dew and Chips and Salsa.. and Im happy
