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It's Blond Season Again.

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ieezitin:
It won’t be dark energy I know that for a fact

SemiSkilled:
Here's one for ya



Lee

benchmark:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and Help me !"

"I have a difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a second, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cocktail, and then..." he sighed...

"then let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

andyf:
A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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