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Stilldrillin:
 
 
 
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

 Why does someone  believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

 If people evolved from apes,  why are there still apes?

 Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 Is there ever a day that sofas  are not in a Sale ?

 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

 Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

      :scratch:

David D

dsquire:
David

Thanks for that, I needed something like that this afternoon.I'm  :bang: :bang: trying to  :smart:  a computer problem and it's not working. Anyway,  :mmr:.

Cheers  :beer:

Don

crabsign69:
ya why is that anybody  hahahahaha :clap:

Bernd:
Why do you keep your house warm and your refrigirator cold in winter.

Why is everything I look for in the last placve I look , never in the first place?

Bernd

wheeltapper:
Everything is in the last place because once you find it you stop looking. :thumbup:
if you are really lucky the first place and the last place are the same place.

 :beer: Roy

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