It's those friendly Brit fellers who are hard to understand.
Ere guvna! wat you on abart?
We don't all speak like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins you know!?
Ha! No one talks like Dick Van Dyke!!!

Ralph, I watch the BBC and PBS here in the states. You fellers have a lot of good TV. (Well, the ones I watch, anyway.)
But.. when they get a Yorkshireman, a Welshman, and a Londoner all talking together with a Cockney feller thrown
in, I'm thinking "Eee, blimey, wots that, mate?" I need a translator! If everyone talked like Wallace (and Gromet), or
Onslo, I'd catch it every time!
Two nations separated by a common language! I love you guys. We're like brothers from another mother.

Dean