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Offline dsquire

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Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« on: August 08, 2010, 10:57:19 PM »


Italian Secret to a Long Marriage
 
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
 
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman for all those years.
 
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I'va tried to treata her nicea, spenda da money on her, but best of all is I tooka her to Italia for da 25th anniversary."
 
The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
 
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I'ma gonna go picka her up."

Cheers  :beer:

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Offline Dean W

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Re: Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 12:52:41 AM »
Mama Mia!
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Re: Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 02:14:39 AM »
   :lol:   :lol:

Nice one Don!  :thumbup:

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Re: Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 03:37:03 AM »
Jogging is the answer.
Get her to jog 5 miles after tea every night and by the end of the week she will be 35 miles away.

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Re: Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2010, 12:22:24 PM »
 :clap: :clap: :lol: :D  good one  hahaha   :beer:

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Re: Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 12:46:34 PM »
 :lol: nice one  :lol:

 :D :) :D :) :D :) :D


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