Eeeeeee ...
All these damn Virusseseses an' Trojans an' Spybotwotnots....

T'were never like this when I wor' a lad ....
But then, we had proper Valves an' proper DDT in them days ......
Anyroad, I've given missen a quick whip round, ( most invigorating ) ...

and sent a few bob ...
Dave BC