How Fast Does Santa Go?

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dsquire:
Dave

OK. Forgot about including his helpers into the calculations. Could you please be a gentleman and tell us how many helpers he has and then redo the calculations so that all the good little girls and boys will be satisfied. Thank you. :ddb: :ddb:

Cheers :beer:

Don

tel:
Well I dunno the exact figure, but I've been helping the lazy ol' bugger out for years - at my own expense!

Bernd:
Hey Tel,

With all the heat down there what does Santa do, put rubber wheels on his sleigh or does he keep the runners on and skid to a faster stop on your roof tops? Or does he wait till June when it's your winter? Of course then he'll need a boat right?

Inquisitive minds need to know. ::)

Bernd

CrewCab:

--- Quote from: spuddevans on December 21, 2009, 08:36:15 AM --- instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
--- End quote ---

Obviously a poor attempt at crushing the belief's of thousands of children, .............and myself ... :hammer: ........ but as we all know, Santa wears his underpants outside his trousers .............. but under is coat of course ....... so in reality :beer: ........... it's all possible :smart:

and as Tel rightly pointed out, almost every household has a live in helper :thumbup:

Merry Christmas all

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tinkerer:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

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