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GordTopps:
I am making a business card up to advertise my machining hobby.

I will be visiting car/scooter mechanics offering a service to make new parts currently unavailable or awaiting long delivery times etc. (you know the kind of things I mean).

I plan to offer a service to machine/design prototype parts.

If anyone has any catchy slogans/words of wisdom/etc to put on the business card I would be interested.

Look forward to any ideas, however whacky!  :bugeye:

I am located in Spain and speak good conversational Spanish but limited to the technical idiom. The card will be mainly in English but I can incorporate both languages if necessary.

Thanks in advance.  :beer:


Gordy

Weston Bye:
Gordy,
Here is the approximate text of a joke business card I put together for work:

Weston C, Bye
Industrial Wizard & Manufacturing Engineer
A sufficient level of technology is indistinguishable from magic
Amazing Concepts - Ingenious Ideas - Astronomical Observations
Profound Thoughts - Magnificant Mechanism - Elegant Devices
-illiterates astonished at no extra cost-
Miracles performed daily at:(company name and address here)
Wizard Direct Line (phone number here)

Even the president of the company was amused.

John Stevenson:
Weston,
You missed out the Virgins Violated and Exocets bought and sold.

John S.

Weston Bye:
Virgins?  Where! Where!  You mean I missed them?  Dang...

GordTopps:
Thanks Weston thats the kind of thing i'm after.  :thumbup:

Cheers  :beer:
Gordy

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