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| GordTopps:
I am making a business card up to advertise my machining hobby. I will be visiting car/scooter mechanics offering a service to make new parts currently unavailable or awaiting long delivery times etc. (you know the kind of things I mean). I plan to offer a service to machine/design prototype parts. If anyone has any catchy slogans/words of wisdom/etc to put on the business card I would be interested. Look forward to any ideas, however whacky! :bugeye: I am located in Spain and speak good conversational Spanish but limited to the technical idiom. The card will be mainly in English but I can incorporate both languages if necessary. Thanks in advance. :beer: Gordy |
| Weston Bye:
Gordy, Here is the approximate text of a joke business card I put together for work: Weston C, Bye Industrial Wizard & Manufacturing Engineer A sufficient level of technology is indistinguishable from magic Amazing Concepts - Ingenious Ideas - Astronomical Observations Profound Thoughts - Magnificant Mechanism - Elegant Devices -illiterates astonished at no extra cost- Miracles performed daily at:(company name and address here) Wizard Direct Line (phone number here) Even the president of the company was amused. |
| John Stevenson:
Weston, You missed out the Virgins Violated and Exocets bought and sold. John S. |
| Weston Bye:
Virgins? Where! Where! You mean I missed them? Dang... |
| GordTopps:
Thanks Weston thats the kind of thing i'm after. :thumbup: Cheers :beer: Gordy |
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