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| John Stevenson:
Or a tad more direct ? "F@#k off and haunt someone else " |
| Pete W.:
Just a bit :offtopic: but I heard of someone who had a sign on their front door as follows: Energy salesmen will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!! Reminds me of the story about the bloke who had a confrontation with some sort of villain. When he phoned the police, he was told 'no-one is available'. After a short wait he phoned again and said 'he's got a gun!'. Within minutes, six police cars and two motorcycles arrived and the helicopter was hovering overhead. The Officer in charge was a bit cross and said 'You said he had a gun!' to which the householder replied, all innocent like, 'You said no-one was available'. OK, I'll get me coat! And don't tell me not to give up my day job - I'm retired! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| lesterhawksby:
Thanks for reminding me I need to find an affordable way of getting our robot arms working properly, so yours can shake visitors by the hand. That'll put 'em off. |
| Joules:
I'd be quite happy if the arm could just show a card with a fork on it, then spin the card and show OFF on the other side. |
| AdeV:
--- Quote from: Joules on May 03, 2017, 01:57:40 PM ---I'd be quite happy if the arm could just show a card with a fork on it, then spin the card and show OFF on the other side. --- End quote --- Of even more subtle - someone coughing... |
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